A conversation with Dude today.
Dude: mom can you get in the pool with me?
Me: I don’t have my swimming suit on.
M: so I can’t get in.
D: just take your clothes off and get in.
M: I can’t.
M: because then I would be naked.
M: so it would be weird to be naked in the back yard.
M: the neighbors wouldn’t like it.
D: daddy would like it if you were naked.
How would you respond?